​Diary of a dream – part 8

Two of the three doctors who have put their fingers up my bum recently have said the same thing: ‘I don’t charge extra for this.’ It must be a joke they learn at medical school to put patients at ease. It doesn’t work. 

I’m being tested for prostate cancer. I’ve had the mid-life crisis that led to buying a vineyard in Slovenia and now I may find I am suffering from another...